I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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