yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I will pee on everything he values.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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