this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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