I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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You. Win. At. Life.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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