Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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