I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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