i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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