Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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