at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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