white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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