omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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