Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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