Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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