So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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