that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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