I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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