You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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