I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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