READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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