I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
It was confusing and full of hummus
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just want nice things and good sex
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Randomize
