The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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