They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
