i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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