just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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