found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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