Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I need to calm my uterus...
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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