I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Blood and glitter go together right?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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