the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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