If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Randomize
