why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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