who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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