It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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