Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
smell my finger.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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