the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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