There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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