my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Randomize
