Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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