these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
There's always time for handjobs
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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