And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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