and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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