Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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