If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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