No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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