According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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