She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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