is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Please don't give away my fajitas
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