You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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