if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I don't deserve a penis
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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