They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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