i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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