it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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