this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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