That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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